ccal:

how do u relationship

(via fake-mermaid)

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

(via armadillo)

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

(via hi)

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(via thetowndrugdealer)

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(via thetowndrugdealer)

Tuesday / 441,655 notes / reblog
Tuesday / 18,948 notes / reblog
Monday / 149,864 notes / reblog
officialfrenchtoast:

i dont remember this episode of barney

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

(via carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis)

Sunday / 176,313 notes / reblog
thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:


Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

mareeps:

once at my school this guy who had really long hair came in the next day with most of it cut out and nobody recognized him so a rumour went around that he died

(Source: neptunain, via dutchster)

niick4:

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

(Source: stability, via justcallmepotato)

Saturday / 822 notes / reblog

hemingwaye:

maybe evil spirits are so pissed off because ppl are always trying to get rid of them like can you imagine being that one clumsy ghost that just wanted to chill but you knocked over a lamp and now suddenly everyone wants you exorcised 

(Source: brambleroses, via likeigiveabother)