beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

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Sunday / 51,431 notes / reblog

hi:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

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Sunday / 472,291 notes / reblog
ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

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ccal:

how do u relationship

(via fake-mermaid)

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

(via armadillo)

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

(via hi)

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

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fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

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Tuesday / 444,943 notes / reblog
Tuesday / 19,153 notes / reblog
Monday / 156,036 notes / reblog
officialfrenchtoast:

i dont remember this episode of barney

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

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