theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via gnarly)

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

(via thatwierdchickwiththeglasses)

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

(Source: poisonightshade, via thatwierdchickwiththeglasses)

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan, via thatwierdchickwiththeglasses)

sorry:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

(Source: sorry, via kianclifton)

mak-o:

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

(via idrathermakemistakes-thannothing)

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via bastille)

nullbula:

ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple

(via loop-holes)

warbloggerofzillyhoo:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

smith-and-noble:

samandpatricks:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

image

In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.

That is a liiiiittle bit creepy

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY

(Source: strongestmeme, via justanothernerdybloggerr)

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via schloong)

problackgirl:

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though

(via i-dont-know-why-i-justt)

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wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS


IT’S A NIGHT FURY